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If thats the best hes got, Trump should demand we hold the election this coming Tuesday.

Cohen was referring to Trumps 2017 reimbursement of the $130,000 hush money he paid to porn star Stormy Daniels to stay quiet about her claim that shed had sex with Trump, aka Cohens client meaning much of Cohens testimony is barred by attorney-client privilege.But who cares about this sacred legal privilege? Were trying to get Trump!

Neither the media nor Cohen seem to realize that Cohen wasnt doing anything illegal when he paid the hush money. (Just because Trump thinks every Jewish lawyer is Roy Cohn doesnt mean you have to, too, New York Times.)

Words like hush money and porn star make the payments sound unsavory especially to The New York Times, known during the Clinton era as Defender of Inappropriate Presidential Sex but theres nothing criminal about paying money to suppress embarrassing information, even in the middle of a political campaign.

If it wasnt illegal for Cohen to pay the hush money, its certainly not illegal for Trump to reimburse him for it. Cohen was, after all, Trumps lawyer. He got reimbursed for a lot of things.

But we have to have days of hearings in hopes of establishing that Trump violated the campaign finance reporting requirements with these payments, in which case, OH MY GOSH, HED HAVE TO PAY A FINE.

Id be more impressed if they got Trump on a jaywalking charge.

President Obama had to pay $375,000 in fines for actual campaign violations during his 2008 run, and I dont think we needed 16 prosecutors, half of Congress, and the entire media on the case.

The theory of Trumps alleged campaign finance violation is that if youre running for office, all normal life expenses suddenly become campaign-related. According to these neurotics, ANY money Trump or his companies spent during the campaign is a potential campaign finance expenditure.

Paying your gardeners is a campaign expense because who would vote for a man who cant even keep the hedges tidy at Mar-a-Lago?If Trump had gone to the hospital for an appendectomy well, he got his appendix cut out because he feared that if he died of appendicitis, he wouldnt get the nomination.

Luckily our laws arent as insane as our media. For the hush money payments to be campaign expenses, the government would have to prove:

1) Trump, with his fine legal mind, knew he was violating the law; and

2) He authorized the paymentsonlybecause he was running for office.

So prosecutors have a fantastic case, provided they can get Trump to admit on the stand,Oh no, I wasnt worried that these allegations would hurt my brand at all. I didnt care about what my grandkids or Melania would think. I had Cohen pay off a porn star for the sole purpose of misleading the public into voting for me on the basis of my character.

Such an argument would be absurd with anyone, but were talking about Donald Trump. He didnt exactly hold himself out to the voting public as a moral paragon.

As voters were well aware, Trumps been married three times, has appeared in Playboy videos, and was a fixture on the Howard Stern show for years, discussing breast sizes and ranking womens looks. In the very first GOP debate, Fox News reminded viewers that Trump had called women fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and disgusting animals.

The reason the Access Hollywood tape failed so spectacularly was that Trump had never appealed to Americans based on his character.

To take a contrary example at random, off the top of my head: Sen. John Edwards presidential campaign was entirely premised on his boasting about how much he loved the poor and loved his cancer-stricken wife and also loved his son, who died in a car accident, and hes never told anyone this story before

About a year before Edwards was caught by a real newspaper, The National Enquirer, visiting his love child and mistress in the Beverly Hilton, Edwards droned on and on about the importance of marital fidelity to CBSs Katie Couric. It was, he said, fundamental to how you judge people and human character whether you keep your word, whether you keep what is your ultimate word, which is that you love your spouse, and youll stay with them.

In order to preserve this utterly false image, Edwards arranged for hiscampaign donorsto fork over nearly a million dollars to keep his baby mama happy and quiet. These were donors not Edwards personal lawyer who ponied up because they wanted him in the White House, and the money was being spent to protect the candidates completely bogus public image.

But when federal prosecutors brought a case against Edwards for failing to report these rather more obvious campaign expenditures, the government was nearly laughed out of court. The media ridiculed the entire prosecution and the jury acquitted, presumably on the grounds that, however much Edwards didnt wantvotersto know about the affair, he also didnt want his wife to know.

Trump won the presidency not because he touted himself as a man of character, but because he said he was someone who could get things done. Like build the wall. If youre going to impeach him, impeach him for that.

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