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Schmid sees conspiracy in Open Cup

Seattle Sounders coach Sigi Schmid is wrong in his complaints Sunday over U.S. Soccer methodology and alleged skullduggery very, very wrong. And to his big bowl of Wrong Salad, the man ladled on a heaping helping of Bad Timing dressing.

Frankly, Schmid probably owes a round or two of apology beers. And his complaints well, they dont even make sense.

And yet, he managed to be just a little bit right. Its tricky, but he pulled it off.

Schmid sent serious ripples across the U.S. Soccer pond Sunday when, in comments to the Seattle Times, he essentially accused U.S. Soccer of rigging the Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup site selection process.

The comments in question:

Obviously the coin is not favorable for us. It seems to land on the right side for K.C. and D.C. United, whose president of one club and coach of the other have been on the executive committee of U.S. Soccer. Surprisingly. Being very frank, I think U.S. Soccer is trying to make it difficult for us to win an Open Cup. Its almost like sometimes I get the feeling that theyd rather not see us win it again, for whatever reasons. Maybe they think it dilutes the value of the Cup or theyre getting pressure from some others that think Seattle can only win it because theyre playing at home.

Oh, my.

Theres quite a bit more where those came from, too.

Mostly, its just wrong to go all conspiratorial like this, lobbing public accusations with absolutely no base of supporting evidence.

Schmid is talking about coin flips that determine host rights and matchups. And Seattle has had some bummer luck in the coin tossing. Still

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Examining B1G assistant coach salaries

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Most of this information has been publicized in team-by-team form, but it's interesting to examine from a league-wide perspective. Ohio State defensive coordinator Luke Fickell and Michigan defensive coordinator Greg Mattison are the league's highest-paid assistants, both earning $750,000. Michigan offensive coordinator Al Borges ($550,000) is next, followed by Michigan State defensive coordinator Pat Narduzzi ($500,000), who recently received a raise that more than doubled his previous salary ($233,000).

Several of the Big Ten's highest-paid assistants from 2011 -- Wisconsin offensive coordinator Paul Chryst, Illinois offensive coordinator Paul Petrino, Illinois defensive coordinator Vic Koenning -- since have left the league for other jobs.

Here are the totals paid for assistants among the 10 schools reporting salaries:

1. Ohio State -- $3.22 million 2. Michigan -- $2.755 million 3. Illinois -- $2.314 million 4. Michigan State -- $2.18 million 5. Iowa -- $2.16 million 6. Nebraska -- $2.13 million 7. Wisconsin -- $1.973 million 8. Indiana -- $1.96 million 9. Minnesota -- $1.745 million 10. Purdue -- $1.61 million

When factoring in the head coach salaries, the rankings look like this:

1. Ohio State -- $7.22 million 2. Iowa -- $6.035 million 3. Michigan -- $6.009 million 4. Nebraska -- $4.905 million 5. Wisconsin -- $4.571 million 6. Michigan State -- $4.098 million 7. Illinois -- $3.914 million 8. Minnesota -- $3.445 million 9. Indiana -- $3.22 million 10. Purdue -- $2.535 million

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'Theft by suckering'

John Edwards crimes were tough to prove, even tougher to stomach.

Lets be real: Few honest observers doubt he did what they said he did use huge campaign contributions to hide a mistress and illegitimate child from view in the 2008 presidential election in order to convince the public he was every bit the gallant knight he portrayed himself to be.

He didnt know anything about it all. Yeah, right.

But the beauty of our criminal justice system is that, even in highly politicized cases, the burden of proof for the government is a high threshold. In this case, that bar couldnt be hurdled.

Yet, if what Edwards did wasnt a crime, it oughta be. Call it high cynicism or theft by suckering. It doesnt get much more brazen. Big donors were used to keep mistress Rielle Hunter both quiet and comfortable and off the publics radar, in order to further the false image he tried to get us all to buy.

John Edwards known for his pretty-boy looks and locks and a charm so seductive that an alternate juror was even accused of flirting with him is now the disgraced face of an American political system that couldnt possibly become more vapid and superficial but probably will, as a result of his getting off scot-free.

Much as Bill Clinton singlehandedly lowered the standards of a nation by having illicit sex in the Oval Office itself and perjuring himself under oath about another affair, only to survive impeachment, so the Edwards case ratchets down the already low public opinion and frequent narcissistic behavior of politicians.

Edwards even tried to play the self-flagellating victim on the courthouse steps after being acquitted on one charge and winning an apparently decisive mistrial on five others. Give it a few weeks. If this case follows precedent, the man who did all the above while his wife was dying of cancer will soon be lampooning his sins in funny commercials or on late-night television, and wont that just be endearing and redemptive.

Meanwhile, Edwards aide Andrew Young established a new low for toadies not only helping Edwards hide the mistress and child, but even publicly claiming the child was his. Somehow, he got his wife to go along with the embarrassment.

Note to self: No politician is worth that kind of prostration. Let the Edwards affair be a red flag to suckers and sycophants everywhere: Be careful at what golden calfs you toss your coin.

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Online, fun and immortality

I recently bumped into a cute story that seemed familiar. It suggested a switch to an 18-cent coin. I found it by way of Hacker News for my money ($0), the best news aggregator for the tech set. It was a fairly typical blog post: a summary of a paper that ran the math and determined that the average number of coins one gets from a cash register is 4.7. But the addition of an 18-cent coin would drop that to 3.89.

I like this sort of thing. Its quirky. Its math. It speaks to the stupidity of pennies. It makes me think about government inefficiencies and the very human affection for little hunks of inconvenient metal.

But I couldnt get past the familiarity. I reread the article and realized it was originally written in 2003. Hacker News usually is pretty current, but a story like this is sort of timeless and prone to resurgence.

Then I realized the byline was Roland Piquepaille, and you dont forget a name like that. For many years, Roland was incredibly active on Slashdot, the news website I founded. His submissions were often like this 18-cent-coin piece: off the beaten path and interesting.

Roland died on Jan. 6, 2009. Apparently, last week, somebody searched online for something or other and landed on a story nearly a decade old, written by a man who had been dead for more than three years; it hit the Internet again just as effectively as if it were written yesterday. A trivial but fun little story has a bit of immortality attached to it.

Roland took a lot of garbage from Slashdot readers over the years. He was incredibly effective at what he did, and his name appeared on the site a lot. A community has a habit of being hostile toward anything extreme, and Roland often submitted stories on the fluffier end of the news spectrum. And he succeeded a lot, which made him a target. That always made me a little sad.

But Id like to think he gets the posthumous last laugh. He found fun stuff that we enjoyed reading. I hope that the traces I leave behind after Im gone are still good for the occasional laugh as well. Ill never write the Great American Novel or direct an Oscar-winning film. But the Internet lets all of us live forever.

Rob Malda is chief strategist and editor at large for the Washington Posts WaPo Labs team. Under the pseudonym "CmdrTaco," he created the "news for nerds" website Slashdot.org.

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America likes its first ladies all rose and no thorn

Ive been listening to Michelle Obama read her new book, American Grown: The Story of the White House Kitchen Garden and Gardens Across America. There are far worse ways to spend a day. Shes got that great Chicago accent, for one thing, which reminds me of tall buildings and big skies. And I get to imagine her slapping Baracks hand when he reaches for the Doritos. (Theres quite a bit of preaching about how she cleared junk food from the family kitchen, and only allows the girls dessert on Sunday.)

As well, the story of how she came to plant the first vegetable patch at the White House since Eleanor Roosevelts victory garden is full of useless but wonderful trivia: Thomas Jefferson, for example, was obsessive in his quest to grow a four-foot cucumber, a fact I intend to bore people with from now until my death.

And yet, I kept wondering as Ms. Obama described her broccoli and figs, is a four-foot cucumber really the proper subject of study for a woman who has a law degree from Harvard? I would rather have listened to her opinions about unemployment, the Arab Spring or urban planning. Im not saying that learning about vegetables and working to defeat childhood obesity arent worthy goals; of course they are. Theyre just so safe.

But Ms. Obama has clearly learned the Lesson of Hillary, which is, in short: Estrange not the voter, especially during an election year. As Jodi Kantor notes in her biography The Obamas, the first lady is vigilant about not appearing to be a policy bossy boots, or a decorating dictator, like those who came before: Openly influential first ladies like Nancy Reagan and Hillary Clinton were deemed meddlers, unelected figures who held unearned power. Ms. Obama is determined to spend the coin of public goodwill more wisely, and if that means using fertilizer to help her husband get re-elected, so be it.

There is, of course, a soft-diplomacy precedent for this. As her husband campaigned for a second term in 1996, Ms. Clinton (Id call her Ms. Rodham, but shed been sanitized of her original name by then) was considered too pushy. She was the smiling barracuda to the right-wing press, and even Newsweek, when it featured her on the cover, asked readers, Saint or Sinner?

So what kind of response would you expect from the only first lady who arrived at the White House with a five-page resum, as one newspaper put it? In her husbands re-election year, she wrote a book about children. Literally, a motherhood issue. It Takes a Village: And Other Lessons Children Teach Us showed a gentler Ms. Clinton who talked about her difficulties with breastfeeding and the challenges of bringing an infant home from the hospital.

True, she wrote about policy as well education, health care and it was no where near the literary nadir represented by another of Ms. Clintons books, Dear Socks, Dear Buddy: Kids Letters to the First Pets (Ill bet that doesnt make it onto the five-page resum). Still, as a political ploy, it was both transparent and successful: It Takes a Village was a bestseller, and guess who got re-elected in 1996?

In its way, American Grown is an equally genius bit of pamphleteering. It could have been printed in red, white and blue ink, so often does it use words and images designed to stir a patriots heart: harvest, hope, seeds that flourish. Theres a pervasive nostalgia for a time when children rode their bikes alone after school, hard-working parents put vegetables on the dinner table and kids got sent to bed if they didnt eat them. It might as well have been titled Were All In This Together, Pilgrim.

The book details Ms. Obamas journey from neophyte gardener to Beltway Martha Stewart, but there is another message on offer: Whatever detours or bumps in the road we would face, I was determined that this garden would succeed. Fortunately, it did. The seeds took root, the plants grew and produced all kinds of fruits and vegetables and each new season in our garden brought new gifts and lessons. I dont think we need the services of Bletchley Park to decode that one.

I love Ms. Obama. At least, I love the version of her that appears in Ms. Kantors book: tetchy, driven, no-nonsense, incredibly smart, possessing a B.S. detector as sensitive as a truffle-sniffing dogs nose. I want to see more of that Michelle, but I fear it wont happen at least not until she escapes the White House. The country wants its first lady to be all rose and no thorn.

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