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Mike Pence, on Charm Offensive in Australia, Confirms ‘Historic Alliance’ – New York Times


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Mike Pence, on Charm Offensive in Australia, Confirms 'Historic Alliance'
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SYDNEY, Australia Vice President Mike Pence assured Australian leaders on Saturday that the United States was committed to the countries' strong and historic alliance, and he reaffirmed that the Trump adminstration would honor a refugee deal that ...
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Mike Pence Has Long Heart-To-Heart With Staffer Who Came To Work With Coffee On Breath – The Onion (satire)

WASHINGTONSaying that he was really worried about her and only wanted to help, Vice President Mike Pence reportedly had a long heart-to-heart conversation Friday with a staffer who came to work with coffee on her breath. Look, I know youre trying to hide it, but I can smell ityouve been drinking coffee, havent you? said Pence, who had confronted aide Dana OBrien with the allegation after summoning her to his office, gently closing the door, and assuring her that she was not in any trouble whatsoever. I just want you to get the help you need, and if that means taking some time off work to get clean, you have my full support. And listen, I know Im your boss, but if you want to talk to someone about your problems, you can always knock on my door. At press time, Pence was kindly reminding another employee whom he caught drinking a ginger ale for the third time in a week that he has a wife and children who love him very much.

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Mike Pence tormented the entire press corps with ‘Hoosiers’ on a … – SB Nation

Personal hell. Its a unique place molded by our own fears and experience. A space where our deepest terrors reside and escape is impossible. Being buried alive is a fairly common personal hell, or being arrested and imprisoned in a foreign country might be another. The press corps traveling on Air Force 2 with vice president Mike Pence found their own horror at 42,000 feet.

Aboard Pence's AF2 to Australia tonight, watching "Hoosiers," at the request of the VP, was pretty unavoidable with the screens overhead. pic.twitter.com/i4i46uyGXE

Trapped on a plane for a flight halfway around the world surrounded by Hoosiers. Its horrible. At this point it has been clearly established that Hoosiers sucks. Its a terrible movie people love because its nostalgic, but its an atrocious piece of cinema. Pence is making everyone endure it with him because hes from Indiana, when he could have just puts on a Parks and Recreation marathon and achieved the whole Im from Indiana thing in a much better way.

At Vice President's request, the press aboard Air Force 2 on way to Australia were required to watch the "greatest sports movie ever made.' https://t.co/JpdoHqTLDi

Required to watch Hoosiers is a simply awful turn of phrase, and its the work equivalent of sitting down with your aunt and seeing her photos from vacation. You cant really escape it, you just have to ensure the Sisyphean torment.

It would be one thing if Pence decided to watch Hoosiers on his own everyone has a right to watch their own trash movies, but hes subjecting it on everyone. This is also when we learned that Air Force 2 is basically a plane from 1993.

What the hell is up with the overhead TVs? I havent seen those in a plane in over a decade. These look like those small portable DVD players that were super popular before tablets. Heck, even United has personal screens in the back over every seat so overbooked passengers dont need to sit through Hoosiers.

Look, I get that Pence wanted to showcase his home state with a 31-year-old movie that nobody loves like Indianans, but think of your guests, man. I personally love watching Terrace House but Im not going to subject every person who comes to my house with it.

There will be a return trip from Australia and Pence has a chance to make this right. Lets assume for a second that Pence wants to stick with the sports movie thing here are five suggestions on much better sports movies than Hoosiers he can show the plane.

Its a simple list because most sports movies are trash and Shes the Man is awesome.

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Mike Pence in Australia says US and allies ready to tackle North Korea – The Guardian

US Vice President Mike Pence said all options were on the table when it came to North Koreas nuclear program. Photograph: Saeed Khan/AFP/Getty Images

All options including military action are on the table to deal with the threat of North Korean nuclear weapons, Mike Pence has said during a trip to Australia. But the US vice-president stressed he expects China to bring its influence to bear against the regimes nuclear ambitions.

Pence said three times during a press conference with the Australian prime minister, Malcolm Turnbull, that all options are on the table and refused to rule out military action against the recalcitrant nuclear-armed regime.

While all options are on the table, let me assure you the US will continue to work closely with Australian and our other allies in the region, and with China, to bring economic and diplomatic pressure to bear on the regime in Pyongyang until they abandon their nuclear and ballistic missile program, Pence said.

But if China is unable to deal with North Korea, the United States and our allies will.

Pences rhetoric was a continuation of the bombastic line he has run throughout his swing through the Asia-Pacific, visiting South Korea, Japan, Indonesia and finally, Australia.

He said a generation of strategic patience with the North Korean regime, under Kim Jong-Il and then his son, Kim Jong-un, had failed utterly and the Trump administration was determined to pressure North Korea to stop developing nuclear weapons.

The era of strategic patience is over, he reiterated.

North Korea has accused the US of warmongering on the Korean peninsula, saying the Trump administration was creating a dangerous situation in which a thermonuclear war may break out at any moment.

North Koreas deputy UN ambassador Kim In-ryong this week said if the US dare opt for a military action, North Korea was ready to react to any mode of war desired by the US.

In Australia, Turnbull echoed the vice-presidents position, saying the responsibility for influencing North Korea lay with China, a country holding immense diplomatic and economic leverage over Kims regime.

Turnbull said North Koreas reckless and dangerous regime puts the peace and stability of our region at risk.

He said China had a responsibility to curb Pyongyangs nuclear ambitions and he was quietly confident it would.

The eyes of the world are on Beijing, Turnbull said.

North Korea latest missile test last weekend was a failure but it conducted two nuclear test explosions and 24 ballistic missile tests last year.

The White House suffered acute embarrassment this week after Donald Trump boasted he had sent an armada to the Sea of Japan as a warning to North Korea.

The USS Carl Vinson strike group was in fact more than 5,000km from the Korean peninsula and headed in the opposite direction. The ships were hastily turned around.

Pence said the group was now headed for waters off the Korean peninsula and would be in the Sea of Japan within days, before the end of the month.

The issue of North Korea dominated Pences meeting with Turnbull and the foreign minister, Julie Bishop.

But the leaders also discussed trade, company tax cuts which both administrations favour and the global fight against Islamist terrorism.

Turnbull told reporters Australia was in lock-step with America in its fight against terrorism and to defeat Islamic State.

Turnbull praised the US for its response to the use of chemical weapons by the Assad regime in Syria in an attack on civilians, describing it as a quick, calibrated, and proportionate response by the US in answer to that shocking crime.

Also discussed was the controversial refugee deal, brokered between Turnbull and Trumps predecessor, Barack Obama, under which the US would consider for resettlement up to 1,250 refugees from Australias offshore detention islands of Manus and Nauru.

Pence said the new administration would honour the agreement but offered the significant caveat of subject to the results of the vetting process that now apply to all refugees considered for admission to the USA. There is no guarantee on how many, if any, refugees will be accepted.

And Pence was blunt about the Trump White Houses view of the refugee deal.

President Trump has made it clear that well honour the agreement. That doesnt mean we admire the agreement. Frankly looking back on the past administration, the president has never been shy about expressing frustration with other international agreements.

Officials from the US departments of state and homeland security officials have been on Nauru and Manus Island in Papua New Guinea conducting biometric testing and security interviews with refugees over the past few weeks.

Pence also hinted at a presidential visit this year, saying he expected Trump to visit the Asia-Pacific in the fall, Australias spring.

A visit by the US president to the region could be reasonably expected to include a stopover at its closest and most steadfast ally in the region.

The joint press conference between Turnbull and Pence was full of the usual lavish bilateral praise that accompanies a US leaders visit to Australia. Turnbull praised the Pax Americana provided by long-standing US interest and intervention in the Pacific.

And the US understand that they have no stronger, more committed, more loyal partner, ally than Australia.

Pence said the US had no more steadfast ally than Australia, particularly in conflict, noting that Australia had fought alongside the US in every major war of the last century. From the Coral Sea to Kandahar our friendship has been forged in the fires of sacrifice.

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Mike Pence Is A Fucking Joke – Deadspin

Say hello to our Elderly Lego Man Vice President, wearing his varsity Vice Presidenting jacket and standing, with an intensity reserved almost exclusively for constipation sufferers, near the Demilitarized Zone separating North and South Korea. Supposedly, Pence wasnt meant to go outside during his visit to the DMZ, but this man LIVES FOR THE FUCKING DANGER, and for easily manipulated photo ops.

So he summoned the pair of Indiana basketballs necessary to walk out there pull a Fearless Boy (Gays Not Withstanding) and show everyone that he is not intimidated by the worlds most desperate people. Given the above photo, I assume he then hopped on a stepstool and inserted two quarters to see what those pesky North Koreans are up to. He didnt even need an umbrella. TAKE THAT, RAIN.

Are you shitting bricks yet, North Korea? Because Penis Man here wants you to know that your days of being a horrifically destitute countryin which the poor and enslaved would almost certainly bear the brunt of any additional outside military aggressionare numbered! With the same kind of steely eye that Sarah Palin gave Russia from her skinnin porch, Pence bravely stared down a country where people have to eat bark soup and declared YOU SHALL NOT PASS.

I thought it was important that we went outside, he said. I thought it was important that people on the other side of the DMZ see our resolve in my face.

Dude, youre fucking afraid to eat dinner with a woman.

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