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Story filed by Brad O'Mance on February 26, 2014

Loveable, perfectly coiffured TV bellend and TOWIE superstar (according to the press release) Joey Essex has signed a deal with Warner Music.

The major label will release Essex Anthems, a triple CD compilation of current and classic dance floor hits on March 17. It will be released to coincide with the stylish poutmasters new ITV2 documentary series, Educating Joey Essex.

The artwork features gold-effect graphics signifying quality and prestige.

Heres what Joey had to say about it all when someone from the label asked for a few words:

Im really excited about this record deal, its amazing to be making the ultimate dance album based on the tunes we play at Sugar Hut. Me and the label [HE MEANS THE LABEL AND I] have spent loads of time choosing the tracks, mixing up new hits with classic dance floor bangers.

The record industry, ladies and gentleman.

The tracklisting is pretty amazing actually:

CD1 1. Clean Bandit Rather Be 2. Breach Everything You Never Had 3. Storm Queen Look Right Through 4. Duke Dumont Need U 5. Bingo Players Rattle (non vocal) 6. David Guetta ft Skylar Grey Shot Me Down 7. Fatboy Slim Eat Sleep Rave Repeat 8. Lana Del Ray Summertime Sadness (Cedric Gervais Remix) 9. Avicii Levels 10. Martin Garrix Animals 11. Armin Van Buuren This Is What It Feels Like 12. Otto Knows Million Voices 13. Martin Solveig & Dragonette Hello (Sidney Samsom) 14. Calvin Harris feat. Ellie Goulding I Need Your Love 15. Icona Pop I Love It (Tisto Remix) 16. Wynter Gordon Dirty Talk (Laidback Luke Remix) 17. All About She Higher (Steve Smart Remix) 18. Coldplay Paradise (Fedde Le Grand Remix) 19. Bruno Mars Locked Out Of Heaven (Sultan & Ned Shepard Remix) 20. Swedish House Mafia Miami To Ibiza

CD2 1. Jason Derulo Trumpets 2. Tinie Tempah Pass Out 3. Rudimental Waiting All Night 4. Fuse ODG Antenna (UK Radio Edit) 5. Pitbull feat. TJR Dont Stop The Party 6. Chris Brown Beautiful People 7. Guru Josh Project Infinity (Klaas Remix) 8. Flo Rida Good Feeling 9. Sidney Samson Riverside 10. Chuckie & LMFAO Let The Bass Kick In Miami 11. Wiley Heatwave 12. Artful Dodger Rewind 13. Daniel Beddingfield Gotta Get Through 14. Breach Jack 15. K-Klass Let Me Show You (Klub Mix) 16. Stevie V Dirty Cash (Sold Out Mix) 17. Corona Rhythm Of The Night 18. N-Joi Anthem 19. Strike U Sure Do 20. Felix Dont You Want Me

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Joey Essex is releasing a 3CD collection of pop bangers