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Even the staunchest libertarians deserve love. So throw away the pot you only smoke out of principle and take a shower, you son of liberty! You're going to need to put a little effort into a girl if you ever find one.

Here are some pickup lines to add to your repertoire:

"I don't believe in big government, but it should be illegal to look that good." Classic.

"Are you made of gold? Cause you're the standard by which women should be measured." Awwwww yeah!

"Hello, I am wearing deodorant." This will set you apart from the rest of the Libertarian herd.

"When I saw you my heart experienced runaway inflation." Romantic!

"Are you the federal reserve? 'Cause I'd like to audit you." Groan.

"Girl, you almost make me want to sign a government document confirming my eternal love for you. Almost." The government doesn't have the right to define or license your love!

"I don't need a reckless monetary policy to increase my interest rate in you!" Get it? No? Ok...

"How about you and I go somewhere quieter and listen to my podcast?" It's getting serious.

"I must be an artificially inflated dollar, cause I'm falling for you." You can never compare your feelings to irresponsible economic policies enough.

"Taxation is theft. Wanna make out?" Works every single time.

"Please hang out with me. I'm extremely lonely." Maybe you should just be honest.

In a collaboration with The Babylon Bee, Professor Gorb McStevens lists all the countries where communism hasn't turned into a totalitarian hellscape where you have to eat your dog.

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11 Pick Up Lines For Libertarians To Use If They Ever Meet A Girl - The Babylon Bee