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An extremely clever person put together a fake website for Vice President Mike Pence that has a hilarious what I ate section chronicling five (fictional) days in the Veeps life. Pence kicks off his week with 3 egg whites with mayonnaise vinaigrette washed down with a corn smoothie, and he ends it with 3 slices of white bread, a glass of whole milk, and an entire bottle of NyQuil. Judging by this fake food diary, Pence loves anything white and bland, so long as mother doesnt forbid him from eating it.

According to the joke diary, Pence went on a McDonalds hash brown bender on Wednesday, but the VP explains: I dont normally eat six hash browns for breakfast, but after finding out that my breakfast meeting was with a non-relative female, I had to abruptly cancel and head back to the White House for a briefing on Russia stuff.

His other meals that day are equally absurd:

The rest of the website imagines what it would look like if Pence launched an official 2020 presidential campaign. Although some people initially thought this was a hack of his official homepage, it turns out that Pences real website simply redirects to Donald Trumps landing page, and this is just a work of fiction. What I Ate Today [Mike Pence] All Eater IDK Coverage [E]

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Fake Mike Pence Food Diary Is the Funniest Food Thing on the Internet Right Now - Eater