Jimmy Fallon Riffs on Mike Pences Fly and Pink Eye – The New York Times

At that point every American was like, Is that on him or on my TV.? JIMMY FALLON

And, hey, shouldnt he be in quarantine? I heard something like 35 of his co-workers have the virus. Although, Pence is probably safe because hes so boring his co-workers scatter whenever he comes in the room: Run, guys, Pence is coming! SETH MEYERS

And, hey, after all the trouble you went through, nobody will remember a damn thing that was said thanks to a fly landing on Mike Pence. And its a shame, because before that happened, Pence was making some very terrible points. SETH MEYERS

And look, flies land on people all the time. Theres nothing crazy about that. What was crazy is how long it sat there for. Even Trump was watching at home like, Wow, two minutes with Mike Pence. I could never do that. TREVOR NOAH

OK, can I just say that I was not surprised at all to see that fly on Mike Pence. First of all, even a fly knows better than to land on a Black womans hair. TREVOR NOAH

This is what happens when you go 18 years without blinking. JAMES CORDEN

Mike Pence doesnt even look live when hes live. Dude is an in-person Zoom meeting. Whenever he started speaking, I started looking for the gallery view button. SETH MEYERS

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