Obama's 7 best jokes at D.C. dinner

But when he does, he goes all out, taking jabs at himself, the Republicans (unofficially) running for president, and even Hillary Clinton.

Here are the top seven moments from Obama's joke-filled address to the crowd of insiders:

That's because Obama was placing his trust in something he had quite a bit of experience with in his teens.

"I'm not saying I'm any funnier. I'm saying weed is now legal in D.C."

"You start getting crankier as you get older. Next week, I'm signing an executive order to get off my lawn," Obama joked, making light of the controversy over his use of executive actions.

Pointing out that "getting older changes you," the President, who's known for drinking tea, explained that "coffee really disagrees with me these days."

"Which is why John Boehner just invited coffee to address the joint House," Obama joked, less than two weeks after Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu addressed Congress at Boehner's invitation.

"Just a few years ago, I could never imagine ever being in my fifties. And when it comes to my approval ratings, I still can't."

"Think about how things have changed since 2008. Back then, I was the young tech-savvy candidate of the future," Obama said. "Now I'm yesterday's news and Hillary has got a server in her house."

"I didn't even know you could have one of those in your house," he continued. "I am so far behind. Did you know that? I would have gotten one."

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Obama's 7 best jokes at D.C. dinner

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