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U.S.With mask mandates going away around the country, many progressives arefeeling lost, confused, and frustrated. According to sources, the nation's progressives will move forward in a maskless world by electing to just wear t-shirts that say "I AM A GOOD PERSON" on the front.

"During COVID, my mask became an outward symbol of my superior empathy, goodness,and knowledge of Dr. Fauci's daily briefings," said Mortimer Snodgrass, a progressive. "I'm happy we have these shirts to let the world know that we are one of the good people." Snodgrass then turned to throw dog poop at a passing Trump supporter in a MAGA hat.

The shirts will be sold by NIKEandskillfully made by Uyghur slaves in China. They will sellfor $500, with 20% of the proceeds donated to Greta Thunberg's organization "School Strike 4 Climate," and another 20% donated to AOC's reelectionto help her defeat capitalism.

NIKE will also make a special edition t-shirtespecially for conservatives that say "I AM A BAD PERSON."

This woman is an angry feminist -- but she's quickly changing her tune as World War 3 starts and she faces the possibility of getting drafted.

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In Lieu Of Masks, Progressives To Just Wear Shirts Saying 'I AM A GOOD PERSON' - The Babylon Bee