Urban Dictionary: republican

An individual who believes that the white male Christian God should be the only object of worship on the planet, that power and wealth should remain in the hands of 1% of the world's population while the remaining 99% starve, that health care should be privatized so the poor can't afford basic medication, that a rape victim living on welfare should be forced to care for a baby she didn't even ask for, and that America is the only real country on Earth while all those other countries they read about are just fakes invented by communists...oh wait, it's terrorists now, isn't it?

We can all hope that the standard of education in America improves to the point where a Republican can no longer be voted into office.

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Someone who supports the rights of the unborn, but won't fund stem cell research that could help the millions who are already here. The first one to protest abortion rights, and the first one willing to take a life through capital punishment. Someone who espouses personal freedom, and then tries to pass constitutional amendments to restrict it. Someone threatened by government surplus but unfazed by goverment deficits. Someone who is pro-business but anti-citizen. Someone who wants to take away the helping hand, after he's made it to safety. Someone who holds a cross in one hand and tries to burn it with the other.

He is such a Republican, hypocrisy will be the death of him yet.

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(Adjective) Typical or characteristic of a Republican or the Republican party.

2. He holds Republican ideals.

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Watch they say the same things and then say their ideas have more merrit, simply due to the name of their party.

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If you are a Republican, you probably: - support a capitalist and/or free-market economy in which people are able to keep what they earn - want lower income taxes - want more power to states and local government - want a smaller federal government - believe that the nation should be how the American Founding Fathers wanted it to be - believe that money would go better towards employing people than giving them welfare - believe that the Constitution should be followed more strictly - believe that free speech should be protected no matter who is offended - believe that homosexual couples should not be given marriage benefits paid for by tax payers (does not necessarily mean banning homosexuality or gay marriage entirely) - believes that birth control should not be free - believes that abortion should not be aloud (often with exception for rape and/or risk of the mother's life) - believe execution is okay for serious offenses - believe people should be aloud to bear arms - believe that minorities are just like any other people and laws should apply to people of different racial groups equally

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Typically a person who believes that: 1)The 2nd Amendment of the Constitution takes precidence over the rest of the Constitution. 2)The rich should be tax-exempt, and that the middle and lower classes should have to foot the bill, also, a person who bitches when an under-funded government agency is unable to carry out its assigned task. 3)Thinks that programs such as welfare, medicare/medicaid and minimum wage are unconstitutional and should be banned. 4)Labels everything and everyone they disagree with as being "Communist" or "Anti-American" or "French."

I'm filthy-stinking rich! How dare you expect me to pay taxes!

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This is a real definition, not just a five paragraph rant about how republicans suck. This is what you'd find in a dictionary.

Abraham Lincoln and George Bush were both members of the Republican Party.

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Urban Dictionary: republican

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