10 Times Socialism Actually Worked – The Babylon Bee
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Bernie Sanders famously said that "real" socialism has never been tried. Frankly, we're shocked he would ever suggest such a thing because there are numerous examples of real socialist utopias that we have to pull from.
Here are just a few:
1) Star Trek's Federation of Planets: There's no money, but people still work for some reason. Workers of the world, set your phasers to Social Contract!
2) The Borg Collective: Like a more efficient Federation that tears through freedom-loving planets and subjects them to the will of the collective.
3) In the wonderful dream AOC had last night: Elon Musk even made an appearance.
4) In John Lennon's "Imagine": Everything works perfectly when you imagine it! Even marriage to Yoko Ono.
5) Smurf Village: Cheerful workers in a heavily regulated population. Just like China.
6) In Bernie Sander's serial fanfic: He's been writing Social Thunder for three years now. It's a big hit on his Substack.
7) A beaver dam: Everyone chips in or they all die.
8)The nuclear family: Too bad the nuclear family is RACIST.
9) An ant farm:It worked great until a kid came and shook it up.
10)Whatever South American country Che Guevara ruled:We'resure socialism worked there, otherwise people wouldn't still be wearing the shirt
You see! Socialism is alive and well today. You only have to open yourself up to the imaginary world behind you and seize the means of production for the proletariat!
NOT SATIRE: This is clearly a jokeyou and I know that socialism doesnt work. But kids are being told the opposite every day by their teachers and in the books they are given at school.
You are right to be angry about it. Now, lets do something about it.I wrote a series of books that help kids understand that socialism and communism have always failed and why freedom is so important. These booksthe Tuttle Twins serieshelp teach kids about the government, economics, liberty, and much more.
Heres where I need your helpI want to distribute Tuttle Twins books to school classrooms and libraries, so when a teacher shows up ready to champion socialism, the kids in her class can discover that history has proven her wrong over and over again.
Will you help us send Tuttle Twins books to more schools before the new school year begins? It costs roughly $10 to distribute one book to a school. If you can give today, well do our best to get one in a school in your local area.
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10 Times Socialism Actually Worked - The Babylon Bee
- Inclusion of socialism, secularism into Preamble didnt reflect the will of the people - India Legal - November 21st, 2024 [November 21st, 2024]
- The Fight for Palestine and the Fight for Socialism is The Same - CounterPunch - November 17th, 2024 [November 17th, 2024]
- Students for Socialism hold press conference near the Arch - Red and Black - November 16th, 2024 [November 16th, 2024]
- No Evidence Obama Suggested Gradually Bringing Socialism to US 'Without the People Realizing' - Snopes.com - November 16th, 2024 [November 16th, 2024]
- Sounding the Alarm: Socialism Against War: Foreword to the German edition - WSWS - November 16th, 2024 [November 16th, 2024]
- Hotbed of socialism in Kipnuk? The village voters who went wild for Cornel West - Must Read Alaska - November 16th, 2024 [November 16th, 2024]
- Book presentation in Nuremberg: Leon Trotsky and the Struggle for Socialism in the 21st Century by David North attracts great interest - WSWS - November 8th, 2024 [November 8th, 2024]
- Lukashenko: The world is increasingly starting to talk about socialism - BYU News - November 8th, 2024 [November 8th, 2024]
- Senator Rick Scott after electoral victory: "There is no place for socialism in the United States." - CiberCuba - November 8th, 2024 [November 8th, 2024]
- Election Day, Rebuttal of Socialism and More on The Brett Winterble Show - WBT - November 5th, 2024 [November 5th, 2024]
- Americans dont understand the Difference between Socialism and Communism How Confusion about Socialism shapes U.S. Elections - Sarajevo Times - November 5th, 2024 [November 5th, 2024]
- Nehru-era legacy of socialism is still an obstacle to progress, but Im an optimist - The Times of India - November 5th, 2024 [November 5th, 2024]
- Socialism has never worked, wouldnt work for Harris admin - Washington Times - October 26th, 2024 [October 26th, 2024]
- Socialism and the fight against war and genocide - WSWS - October 12th, 2024 [October 12th, 2024]
- No one expected socialism, but unless wealth is challenged, whats the point of Labour? - The Guardian - September 24th, 2024 [September 24th, 2024]
- See all the bike paths around the Tri-Cities? Thats socialism coming for us all | Opinion - Tri-City Herald - September 24th, 2024 [September 24th, 2024]
- Socialism means never having to say youre sorry - The Telegraph - September 21st, 2024 [September 21st, 2024]
- Interview | Wrong to Say Kulgam is a Fight Between Islamism and Socialism: CPI(M) Candidate Tarigami - The Wire - September 21st, 2024 [September 21st, 2024]
- LUCIAN DAVIDS: The ANC must be clear socialism or neoliberalism? - EWN - September 19th, 2024 [September 19th, 2024]
- Sitaram Yechury: A champion of socialism and coalition-building - The Tribune India - September 16th, 2024 [September 16th, 2024]
- 10 years on Scottish independence, the British state and the struggle for socialism - Socialist Worker - September 16th, 2024 [September 16th, 2024]
- LETTER: Starmer is a real dud. We face a cost of socialism crisis - Basingstoke Gazette - September 16th, 2024 [September 16th, 2024]
- Party for Socialism and Liberation, Green Party discuss priorities for 2024 election - WABE 90.1 FM - September 3rd, 2024 [September 3rd, 2024]
- Celebrating 75 years of Chinese Socialism - Workers World - September 3rd, 2024 [September 3rd, 2024]
- The SEP intervention in the UAW election and the fight for socialism among autoworkers - WSWS - September 3rd, 2024 [September 3rd, 2024]
- Will the 2024 election be a referendum on socialism? - The Christian Post - September 3rd, 2024 [September 3rd, 2024]
- The Unsung History of Heartland Socialism - In These Times - August 31st, 2024 [August 31st, 2024]
- LETTER: There's a big difference between neighboring and socialism - Midland Daily News - August 31st, 2024 [August 31st, 2024]
- Kamalas Plan to Address Root Cause of Migration: Expand Socialism to U.S. - California Globe - August 31st, 2024 [August 31st, 2024]
- Op-Ed: The conservatism of Gov. Kim Reynolds vs the socialism of Gov. Tim Walz - The Center Square - August 31st, 2024 [August 31st, 2024]
- How China moved from a command to a free market economy and is now restoring socialism - Pearls and Irritations - August 31st, 2024 [August 31st, 2024]
- Cattle futures dont like the prospect of socialism - Beef Magazine - August 20th, 2024 [August 20th, 2024]
- Trump: Democrats Are Party of Socialism - Newsmax - August 20th, 2024 [August 20th, 2024]
- The Crown Jewel of American Socialism - The Future of Freedom Foundation - August 18th, 2024 [August 18th, 2024]
- Kamala Harris's Economic Plan: The Road to Socialism - MacIverInstitute - August 18th, 2024 [August 18th, 2024]
- Democrats are pushing for a radical redistribution of socialism: Rep. Andy Barr - Fox Business - August 16th, 2024 [August 16th, 2024]
- Economic Growth Myth & Why Socialism Is Rising - Real Investment Advice - August 16th, 2024 [August 16th, 2024]
- Adopting free market socialism, a just thing to do - The African - August 16th, 2024 [August 16th, 2024]
- Maybe a little socialism isnt all that bad. We may get legislation that benefits everyone! - Daily Kos - August 16th, 2024 [August 16th, 2024]
- Florida Democrats try to flip the script on socialism attacks with Venezuela - POLITICO - August 14th, 2024 [August 14th, 2024]
- Salazar Mocks Walz's 'Socialism' Comment, Says Latinos 'Cringe' at the Word - The Floridian - August 14th, 2024 [August 14th, 2024]
- Milwaukee, the city hosting the Republican National Convention, has roots in socialism - Madison.com - July 15th, 2024 [July 15th, 2024]
- Why I joined the Socialist Party - Socialist Party - July 15th, 2024 [July 15th, 2024]
- Milwaukee, the city hosting the Republican National Convention, has roots in socialism - Lake Geneva Regional News - July 15th, 2024 [July 15th, 2024]
- Tubeworker/Off The Rails online meeting, 1 August, 3pm: Fighting the far right, fighting for socialism: a discussion with French transport worker... - July 15th, 2024 [July 15th, 2024]
- Party and Class the politics of revolutionary socialism - Socialist Worker - July 15th, 2024 [July 15th, 2024]
- Build the socialist opposition to Starmer's right-wing government! - WSWS - July 6th, 2024 [July 6th, 2024]
- Democratic Socialism Simulator is a reminder of the DNCs weaknesses - Polygon - July 6th, 2024 [July 6th, 2024]
- Sri Lankan workers and youth support public meeting to demand release of Ukrainian socialist Bogdan Syrotiuk - WSWS - July 6th, 2024 [July 6th, 2024]
- France's Problem Is Not The 'Far Right': It Is Socialism, A Warning For All OpEd - Eurasia Review - July 6th, 2024 [July 6th, 2024]
- Socialist America, state capitalist China - Pearls and Irritations - July 6th, 2024 [July 6th, 2024]
- Socialism And Communism Are Weasel Words For Slavery - The Federalist - July 6th, 2024 [July 6th, 2024]
- UK Socialist Equality Party election rally advances socialist and internationalist opposition to war - WSWS - July 6th, 2024 [July 6th, 2024]
- Cuban Leader Daz-Canel Reminds Business Owners: "We're All Here to Save the Revolution and Socialism" - Cuba Headlines - July 6th, 2024 [July 6th, 2024]
- Tories smashed - build the socialist opposition - Socialist Party - July 6th, 2024 [July 6th, 2024]
- Is Keir Starmer a socialist? - The Conversation Indonesia - June 20th, 2024 [June 20th, 2024]
- Assassinations, socialism and conspirators dens: Inside Berlins Rote Insel - The Berliner - June 20th, 2024 [June 20th, 2024]
- Socialist Equality Party candidate Tom Scripps speaks at London hustings - WSWS - June 20th, 2024 [June 20th, 2024]
- UK risks generation of socialism if you vote Reform, Tories say as they warn Labour will change rules to... - The US Sun - June 20th, 2024 [June 20th, 2024]
- Its OK to be angry about socialism | Johnny Leavesley - The Critic - June 18th, 2024 [June 18th, 2024]
- U.K.'s Keir Starmer tones down the socialism in 'changed Labour Party' - The Washington Post - June 18th, 2024 [June 18th, 2024]
- Socialist Equality Party election campaign wins support in Holborn and St Pancras, London - WSWS - June 18th, 2024 [June 18th, 2024]
- Black voters at odds with Jamaal Bowman could help sink him - New York Post - June 18th, 2024 [June 18th, 2024]
- After Macron's snap election call, which way forward against neofascism and war? - WSWS - June 18th, 2024 [June 18th, 2024]
- No to Gaza genocide and NATO war against Russia! Fight for a socialist alternative to Starmer's Labour Party! Build a ... - WSWS - June 18th, 2024 [June 18th, 2024]
- Statements from Japan and Australia demand freedom for Bogdan Syrotiuk - WSWS - June 18th, 2024 [June 18th, 2024]
- Why Kautsky Was Wrong (and Why You Should Care) - Left Voice - May 31st, 2024 [May 31st, 2024]
- Campaign to free anti-war Ukrainian socialist Bogdan Syrotiuk is gaining international support - WSWS - May 31st, 2024 [May 31st, 2024]
- Interested in socialism? Read our book - Socialist Worker - May 31st, 2024 [May 31st, 2024]
- Sri Lanka: Statements demanding the immediate release of Ukrainian socialist Bogdan Syrotiuk - WSWS - May 31st, 2024 [May 31st, 2024]
- Understanding what Democratic Socialists of America are and how they differ from social Democrats - Fullerton Observer - May 1st, 2024 [May 1st, 2024]
- Australia: Gold Coast Gaza rally hears socialist anti-war perspective - WSWS - May 1st, 2024 [May 1st, 2024]
- The Marxists Come Out at George Washington University - Daily Signal - May 1st, 2024 [May 1st, 2024]
- Communists and the party: a contribution to the debate with the Socialist Movement - In Defence of Marxism - March 22nd, 2024 [March 22nd, 2024]
- Leipzig Book Fair: David North to present his book Leon Trotsky and the Struggle for Socialism in the Twenty-First ... - WSWS - March 22nd, 2024 [March 22nd, 2024]
- Portugal's Socialists Highlight the Rot Within the European Left - The European Conservative - March 18th, 2024 [March 18th, 2024]
- Global temperatures increasing fight for socialism - Socialist Party - March 18th, 2024 [March 18th, 2024]
- SEP candidates Joseph Kishore and Jerry White discuss war, inequality and the COVID-19 pandemic on the - WSWS - March 18th, 2024 [March 18th, 2024]
- Veteran of 1984-5 UK Miners' Strike Malcolm Bray speaks on its lessons and the fight to build a socialist leadership in ... - WSWS - March 18th, 2024 [March 18th, 2024]
- Why is the Chron so freaked out about Socialism? - 48 hills - 48 Hills - December 19th, 2023 [December 19th, 2023]