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The Boston Tea Party was a totally based political protest that took place on December 16, 1773 as a way of speaking out against taxation without representation but let's face it the tea got the raw end of that deal. We enjoy a good tea every now and then!

Here's what we should have dumped in Boston Harbor instead:

And that's it, patriots. If all these things were cast into the sea the world would be a much brighter and less British place. USA! USA! USA!

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In a collaboration with The Babylon Bee, Professor Gorb McStevens lists all the countries where communism hasn't turned into a totalitarian hellscape where you have to eat your dog.

The rest is here:
8 British Things That Should Have Been Dumped Into Boston Harbor Instead Of Tea - The Babylon Bee