Mediaboss Marketing

2015 was another coontastic year full of black folks doing their latest and greatest Shuck & Jive routine to remain in the good graces of mainstreamconservative white America.I could go on and on for days about the kind of self loathing self centered and selfish motivations that go into making certain black men and women suspend all manners of pride and common logic while spewing the most embarrassing rhetoric for the sole purpose of ingratiating themselves with the kind of dying breed of thought propagated on Fox news, but I dont have all day and since we have already said farewell to 2015 Im going to cut to the chase and share my top 10 Coons of the last 365 day cycle

#10 Raven Symone

~Now Raven is probably one of the more innocuous additions to this list because unlike the coons that will follow her she has not outwardly advocated for or co-signed the murder of black people, stumped for Trump or any of the more outlandish things that her brothers and sisters in coondumb are guilty of.

With that being said Raven is a black woman that has a national media platform and while The View to most serious people may be superficial day time programming in nature, Ravenswords, thoughts and opinions reverberate and have wide spread resonance. With such a dearth in black voices in media she has a responsibility (whether she accepts this or not) to represent the overall interest of African-Americans as they portend to social uplift and all manners of equality. While Raven is far from the most egregious on air offender of black sensibilities I would beremiss not to coon-crown her for openly embracing discriminating against people with ethnic or as she puts it ghetto sounding names.

She received enough backlash for her banal brain musingthat she did the unthinkableat least for a coon. She actually apologized to black people and retracted her statement. And while there are other examples this year of her cooning we will not belabor the point because again, unlike the coons on the list that will follow her there is some hope. Lets pray that she understands the error of her ways and does not make next years list.

#9 Jonathan Gentry

~ Now most dont know this Soul Glo Negro. Hell, I barley know who he is. I just happened to pass one of his coonified productions on Facebook and could not help but to opine on the kind of chicanery chicoonery that he had on display. Of course the mostly all white people on his page that pats him on his greasy ass head for his Uncle Tom soliloquies rushed to defend their lawn jockey. My retort to his rabidly racist followers ended up getting me a 30 day ban from Facebook

so needless to say my number 9 selection was more personal in nature. Though the Coon-job that hes pulling off is still worthy of mention.

#8 Rod Wheeler

~Rod Wheeler is another lesser known coon (unless you are a Fox Newsbot) who deserves some recognition for his incessant coonery and failing of black people in media. The following clip speaks for itself. As a black man and former police officer he has totally abdicated his responsibilities to the community by co-signing the deaths of the innocent victims of racist policing in America. His answer to how to stop police killings of unarmed black people is to get out of their way and let them do their jobs. Oh and that there needs to be a change at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. He really said that

#7 Kevin Jackson

~Kevin Jackson is one of the better known hired guns (against black progress) of Fox News. He makes a living being the attack dog for white supremacy on air. No matter how egregious the offense to black people are he will always side with whatever Sean Hannitys opinion is. He is to Sean Hannity what Justice Clarence Thomas is to Justice Antoion Scalaiaa lap dog.

His answer about what ails black America will always default to liberal policies, the Democratic party and Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson. No matter what the specific topic at hand is. I think we all know a coon or two like this guy.

#6 Diamond & Silk

~Now these two coonettes were plucked from under the same rock of obscurity that the rest of Donald Trumps dangerouslyuneducatedfollowing crawled from under. The two of these women together can be described as nothing short of a minstrel act. The kind of cooning that they have on display would normally grant them a higher ranking but as I said earlier2015 was quite the coontastic year and these birds have little to no influence on even the most guile among us so all this performance really amounts to is a modern day Amos and Andy skit.

Two extra mediocre ghetto birds with lace front weaves endorsing Donald Trump and hisMein Kampf style of politics amounts to being just a misdomeaner in comparison to the Trump endorsements coondorsements to follow

#5 The Black Preachers that endorsed Trump

because after all not even the average ghetto bird will follow these ghetto birds to the polls to vote for him. The Diamond and Silk coon combo at the end of the day will garner minimal (if any) black voters for Trump. Their purpose more than anything is to assuage white racist guilt and to allow Trump to keep on saying The Blacks love me. These black preachers stumping for Trump is a much more nefarious act of treason to the community because these men are literally paid to lead flocks of black people and they are knowingly leading their flock to vote for a man that overtly disdains them and is literally promising to increase their misery index. No matter what these men and women have done in their respective ministries in the past to uplift the community (if theyve done that at all) they will now and forevermore be remembered for selling out the black and progressive cause for Donald Trumps chump change. They have reached the point of no return and are coons for lifethe same holds true for their respective congregants. So yes, if you still sit in any of these house niggers pew on Sunday, you too are a coon for life.

Then there was this

#4 Omorosa

Omorosa was the actual ring leader of the Black Preachers for Trump Coon Brigade. Shes higher on the list and singled out because in addition to being an ordained minister shes a very accomplished woman and has enough merit and stripes that such cooning on her part for Donald Trump is wholly unnecessary. Her literally whoring for one of the most overtly racist men to run for president since Barry Goldwater should forever relegate her to being nothing more than a coon, bed wench, mammy (insert Uncle Tom pejorative of choice).

#3 Ben Carson

~Mr. Gifted Hands has anything but a gifted mind. His meteoric yet ephemeral rise to the top of the GOP presidential polls mirrors that of Herman Cains rise (and fall) four years ago. By now its pretty obvious that both men are the ultimate tokens of the Grand Ole Partys fledgling nomination process whereby they serve as the ultimate cover for the most ignorant and bigoted voters (and pollsters that corral them) in the nation and allow them to opine in the most mind numbingracistways only to claim that they are not racist because they are voting for a buffoon named Ben. Even the dolts that claim to be supporting this useful idiot know that come Super Tuesday his name will be no where near a ballot.

Ben Carson is the Rain Man of brain surgerypolitics not so much. In the school of medicine the dude is genius extraordinaire. In the school of politics, common sense and all things unrelated to cutting open the medulla oblongata, hes arrested in his development and suffering from an undiagnosed case of Aspergers (no offense to anyone with a child on the autism spectrum). Hes more socially awkward, inept and out of place on the national political stage than a 3rd grader at the opera. The good news is that by this time next election cycle he will be the same faint and distant memory (and footnote in history) that Herman Cain is today because his useful idiocy will have long expired. Enjoy Corky while you can.

#2 Sheriff David Clarke

Sheriff David the Coon Clarke has never met a police shooting of an unarmed black person that he did not agree with or co-sign as great police work. His rise to notoriety (mostly via Fox and CNN) coincides with and is in direct correlation to the level of outrage generated by the myriad murders by police caught on tape. Hes paraded around the networks to basically explain away racist police policies and abuse of authority. This makes him one of the most dangerous men (for blacks) on television.

And oh yeah, his answer to what ails the black community is single black women.

#1 Reverend Jesse Lee Peterson

Allow me to drop this verbatim right here (Rev. Jesse Lee Patterson on the Black Lives Matter Movement)

Its a hate group, theyre no different than the skinheads or the KKK. They are people who have never been taught to love. From the beginning of their lives they were taught to hate, blame and become victims. Theyre just spending a lifetime blaming white Americans, blaming slavery for their lack of good parents in the homes and their lack of loveIfBlack Lives Matter was a white radical group, doing exactly what these black people are doing, they would be shut down. America would not allow that to happenwhite Americans feel helpless and they have fear and they allow black lives matter, and other groups, to destroy our countryIve done a lot of work in the prisons and jails, and juvenile detention centers over the years. They have taught, and are teaching black youth, both male and female now, that Christianity is the white mans religion and that Islam is the black mans religionAt one point, I was a liberal Democrat, and I had the same anger as Black Lives Matter have because my father wasnt there for me. Instead of people helping me to forgive him, they told me it was white racism, so I had to same hatred for white peopleBut I went to God and asked him to show me what was wrong, he allowed me to see it was that anger that starts in the home.

Uncle Ruckus could not have said that any better (from the purview of a coon of course). And if that is not enough to justify his top billing as Coon of the year the following clip should cement his standing

When Sean Hannity has to tell you to dial back the cooneryyou have officially earned the title Coon of the Year.

*Honorable Mention*

Clarence Thomas

Charles Barkely

Don Lemon

Stephen A. Smith

Taye Diggs

Anthony Mackie

Stacy Dash

Juan Williams

Niger Innis

TommySotomayor

Wayne Bradley

Link:
Tommy Sotomayor The Angry Black Rant