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Heres how you profile Ann Coulter by the numbers. Job well done, Daily Beast!

Lloyd Groves new piece has it all multiple Ted Kennedy cracks, a sexy description of what shes wearing, provocative but not too serious conversation about immigration, and finally an Adolf Hitler kicker.

Here are the highlights!

Ann Coulter arrives. The Daily Beast swoons:

She wears tight, seemingly painted-on jeans, a hint of midriff showing beneath her blouse; at 53, she still rocks that Vixen of the Right thing that once promptedPlayboyto ask her to take it all off. In a rare display of caution, she declined.

Requisite denial that her act is mere right-wing performance art:

I dont know why liberals find this idea about me comfortable .I have summer-camp friendswho, when they see people say this is just an act, she doesnt really believe itthey would write indignant letters and say, No. She would march up to me on the hiking trail and explain that Nixon was being lied about.

Her new (topic of latest book goes here) book is about how everything is Ted Kennedys fault:

(It was) an evil-genius plan to change the country. Obama never could have been elected in this country but for Teddy Kennedys immigration act. Never, never, ever, ever!

In order to change this country to one more favorable to crazy liberal policies, Democrats passedand Republicans were hoodwinked into passingthis crazy 1965 immigration law that has changed the country in shocking and dramatic ways This has been our law for 50 years now, and I blame the Republicans for idiotically continuing it. As for these idiot Tea Partiers or whichever conservatives are idol-worshipping Ronald Reagan, he was great for his time, but it was a different world. I dont think hes going down as the greatest president when he signed an amnesty law.

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