How the Internet Became Boring
So Sean "You know what's cool? A billion dollars" Parker just declared the Internet boring! Then Brian Lam said non monsieur, you're the one who is boring.
Attention conservation notice: If you're not asleep or clicking over to Buzzfeed already, the boring one is you.
Parker just launched the last thing anyone should expend resources on given the limited time we have left on this dying planet: a Chatroulette clone called Airtime. Like its predecessor, it's about to fill up with people's genitals, because apparently its genitalia-detection algorithm doesn't work.
About the only thing of value to come out of this bonfire of investor cash is the inevitable pile-on that will follow Parker's comment. So, is the Internet boring? I say yes.
The Internet is both a utility and a medium. Only one of these things is exciting.
I have the luxury of writing for geeks whose job it is to get excited about complicated systems like the Internet, but let's face it, the more mainstream it becomes, the more the best part of the web, "geek culture," will be divorced from the web itself. In ways large and small, it's already happening. TMZ is the traffic monster, not Slashdot.
As a generator of profoundly new ideas, the web is dead. Reading Techcrunch these days is an exercise in postmodernism. (A startup that gamifies the job search gets $21 million in funding. Really?) All the innovation is in mobile, which is why Facebook is boring but Instagram is cool and therefore worth almost as much as a company that puts robots on top of thousands of pounds of high explosives and successfully flies them to the International Space Station.
As a medium, the web just kind of replaced all the other stuff that came before. If you were excited about magazines in the 90's, well, they still exist! Yeah, they're kind of different, and people who write for them have to put up with trolls in the comments, but otherwise, it's not as different as all the navel-gazing media writers would have you believe.
On the other hand, as a utility, there's hardly been a more exciting time to be on the web. It's the universal glue that binds everything else together, and mastery over its increasingly arcane ways is the ticket to participating in whatever remains of the middle class after we're done socializing all the costs of our Internet-speed financial system. But like I said, this utility function of the Internet is increasingly irrelevant to the ever large swath of humanity that relies on it. It's like asking people to get excited about civic infrastructure. (Which is awesome! This book changed my life.)
So, Internet = boring? Yes, absolutely. Now that the novelty has worn off, all we've really got is each other, saying the same ridiculous and mundane things we've always said. It remains the case thathell is other people.
The rest is here:
How the Internet Became Boring
- World IPv6 Launch Unites Industry Leaders to Redefine the Global Internet - June 6th, 2012 [June 6th, 2012]
- The Internet now has 340 trillion trillion trillion addresses - June 6th, 2012 [June 6th, 2012]
- Internet has 340 trillion trillion trillion addresses - June 6th, 2012 [June 6th, 2012]
- Internet now has 340 undecillion addresses - June 6th, 2012 [June 6th, 2012]
- Cisco creates a smarter Internet - June 5th, 2012 [June 5th, 2012]
- Cisco's new, smarter network for the Internet of things - June 5th, 2012 [June 5th, 2012]
- Internet co-creator Vint Cerf welcomes IPv6 elbow room (Q&A) - June 5th, 2012 [June 5th, 2012]
- Microsoft Just Made the Internet a Little More Private for Everyone - June 5th, 2012 [June 5th, 2012]
- Jefferies Hires Two Senior Analysts to Cover Internet and Interactive Entertainment - June 4th, 2012 [June 4th, 2012]
- Xerocole CTO Exposes Biggest Challenges Facing Internet Service Providers on World IPv6 Launch Day - June 4th, 2012 [June 4th, 2012]
- Kinect-enhanced Internet Explorer coming to Xbox - June 4th, 2012 [June 4th, 2012]
- Internet Solution Source Provides Options to Boost Morale of Stay-at-Home Moms - June 4th, 2012 [June 4th, 2012]
- Internet powers flip the IPv6 switch (FAQ) - June 4th, 2012 [June 4th, 2012]
- Internet Industry Gears up for World IPv6 Launch - June 4th, 2012 [June 4th, 2012]
- Could You Spare Some Internet Access? - June 4th, 2012 [June 4th, 2012]
- The Nation's Top Internet Marketers Shine in Chicago at the Internet Prophets Live Event - June 4th, 2012 [June 4th, 2012]
- Internet's net result on election results - June 3rd, 2012 [June 3rd, 2012]
- Report From Internet Prom 2012 - June 3rd, 2012 [June 3rd, 2012]
- SciTechTalk: Proposed United Nations control of Internet raises alarms - June 3rd, 2012 [June 3rd, 2012]
- Internet address system upgrade likely to be smooth - June 3rd, 2012 [June 3rd, 2012]
- Internet Explorer 10: embedded Flash, Do Not Track, and stable standards - June 2nd, 2012 [June 2nd, 2012]
- FBI: New Internet addresses could hinder police investigations - June 2nd, 2012 [June 2nd, 2012]
- Internet Society’s Sally Wentworth Testifies Before U.S. House of Representatives on International Internet Regulations - June 1st, 2012 [June 1st, 2012]
- The Internet: A Series Of 'Tubes' (And Then Some) - May 31st, 2012 [May 31st, 2012]
- U.N.'s push to regulate the Internet - May 31st, 2012 [May 31st, 2012]
- Internet connections to reach 19 billion by 2016 - May 31st, 2012 [May 31st, 2012]
- Where's the outcry on the U.N. push to regulate the Internet? - May 31st, 2012 [May 31st, 2012]
- U.S. tech companies warn of threat to Internet from foreign governments - May 31st, 2012 [May 31st, 2012]
- The Future Growth of the Internet, in One Chart (and One Graph) - May 31st, 2012 [May 31st, 2012]
- Mike Tyson training Justin Bieber - Video - May 30th, 2012 [May 30th, 2012]
- A 'bat signal' to defend open Internet - May 30th, 2012 [May 30th, 2012]
- Virtual Internet Nominated for Multiple Awards - May 30th, 2012 [May 30th, 2012]
- Internet Marketing Inc. Names Ben Norton New President & COO - May 30th, 2012 [May 30th, 2012]
- A 'bat signal' for the open Internet - May 30th, 2012 [May 30th, 2012]
- Internet dating safety bill in Illinois would disclose background check policies - May 29th, 2012 [May 29th, 2012]
- Internet Defense League Crafts 'Bat Signal' for the Web - May 29th, 2012 [May 29th, 2012]
- Keep the Internet an open forum - May 28th, 2012 [May 28th, 2012]
- Internet Retailing in Emerging Markets: Long-Term Growth Opportunities in BRIC Countries - May 28th, 2012 [May 28th, 2012]
- Internet Shows Signs of Challenging TV for Attention - May 28th, 2012 [May 28th, 2012]
- Internet Freedom Advocates Take a Page From Caped Crusader - May 27th, 2012 [May 27th, 2012]
- Internet Defense League plans ‘Bat-Signal’ for the Web to combat dangerous bills - May 26th, 2012 [May 26th, 2012]
- Internet Defense League introduces 'cat signal' for websites - May 26th, 2012 [May 26th, 2012]
- No Parachute Skydive ~ Things I Found on The Internet Friday ~ Episode #2 [HD] - Video - May 25th, 2012 [May 25th, 2012]
- Employment up over 40% at First Internet Bank - May 25th, 2012 [May 25th, 2012]
- Internet phone service bill advances in California Senate - May 25th, 2012 [May 25th, 2012]
- How Alcatel-Lucent made the Internet 5 times faster - May 23rd, 2012 [May 23rd, 2012]
- Chrome overtakes Internet Explorer as No. 1 browser -- maybe - May 23rd, 2012 [May 23rd, 2012]
- Atlantis Internet Group Adds Two More Tribes to Its Tribal Gaming Network - May 23rd, 2012 [May 23rd, 2012]
- Internet domain name project relaunches after software bug - May 23rd, 2012 [May 23rd, 2012]
- Meet the Man Who Invented the Instructions for the Internet - May 20th, 2012 [May 20th, 2012]
- Internet Governance Must Ensure Access for Everyone – UN Exp - May 20th, 2012 [May 20th, 2012]
- Chinese Internet Stocks Posting Mixed Results - May 20th, 2012 [May 20th, 2012]
- Ellen Through Time - Video - May 17th, 2012 [May 17th, 2012]
- Aaron Sorkin hates the Internet. Why does he keep writing about tech geniuses? - May 17th, 2012 [May 17th, 2012]
- Research and Markets: Internet and Online Privacy: A Legal and Business Guide - May 17th, 2012 [May 17th, 2012]
- Internet usage patterns may signify depression - May 17th, 2012 [May 17th, 2012]
- THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN (3D) - 4 MINUTE SUPER PREVIEW - Video - May 15th, 2012 [May 15th, 2012]
- Internet Week New York: Facebook opens doors - May 15th, 2012 [May 15th, 2012]
- Internet radio on the rise thanks to social media and tablets, says study - May 15th, 2012 [May 15th, 2012]
- Rising Internet Use Fuels Teen Smartphone Addiction - May 15th, 2012 [May 15th, 2012]
- Internet Radio Not Quite Warming to Social Media Yet - May 15th, 2012 [May 15th, 2012]
- Internet Broadcasting Adds New HTML5 Ad Products To Give Clients More Options For Rich Mobile Advertising - May 15th, 2012 [May 15th, 2012]
- NextLevel Internet Expands Executive Management Team - May 15th, 2012 [May 15th, 2012]
- Internet Society Launches Regional Office in Singapore - May 15th, 2012 [May 15th, 2012]
- Internet news saved forever? - Video - May 12th, 2012 [May 12th, 2012]
- Internet safe spot planned at ".secure" domain - May 12th, 2012 [May 12th, 2012]
- Startup proposes a safer Internet locale via a '.secure' domain - May 12th, 2012 [May 12th, 2012]
- California regulator delays taking stand on Internet phone measure - May 12th, 2012 [May 12th, 2012]
- Internet Explorer Rumored to be Heading to Xbox 360 - May 12th, 2012 [May 12th, 2012]
- Internet gambling in N.J. rolls one step closer to reality - May 12th, 2012 [May 12th, 2012]
- Seeking Chen Guangcheng's freedom in China via 'Internet meme' - May 9th, 2012 [May 9th, 2012]
- ThinkGeek Ascends to #175 in Internet Retailer's 2012 Top 500 List - May 9th, 2012 [May 9th, 2012]
- Clearband Hi-Speed Internet Services Launches in South Florida - May 9th, 2012 [May 9th, 2012]
- Internet Gold Reports First Quarter 2012 Financial Results - May 9th, 2012 [May 9th, 2012]
- Internet revolution bypasses rural India: Survey - May 6th, 2012 [May 6th, 2012]
- UK wants Internet providers to block porn by default - May 6th, 2012 [May 6th, 2012]
- Internet group: Quality over speed in new domains - May 6th, 2012 [May 6th, 2012]
- Internet Adventure Hour: Interview with Hannah Hart - Video - May 2nd, 2012 [May 2nd, 2012]
- Blogger: 'I'm leaving the Internet' - May 2nd, 2012 [May 2nd, 2012]
- Prominent blogger: 'I'm leaving the Internet for a year' - May 2nd, 2012 [May 2nd, 2012]