Susan B. Anthony Begs Trump Not to Pardon Her: I Dont Want to Be on a Wikipedia Page with Roger Stone – The New Yorker

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HEAVEN (The Borowitz Report)In a rare utterance from beyond the grave, Susan B. Anthony on Tuesday begged Donald J. Trump not to pardon her, stating, I dont want to be on the same Wikipedia page as Roger Stone.

Noting that an entire Wikipedia page had been created to record the people to whom Trump had granted executive clemency, Anthony said, It wasnt exactly my dream to wind up on the same list as a guy with a Nixon tattoo on his back.

In a further expression of horror, Anthony told Trump, Plus, pardoning me would mean that you would now be on my Wikipedia page. I am physically shuddering up here.

Anthony noted that it was super ironic that Trump planned to pardon her on the same day that he blasted Michelle Obama. It would be cool if you were as nice to historic women who are still alive as you are to dead ones, she said.

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Susan B. Anthony Begs Trump Not to Pardon Her: I Dont Want to Be on a Wikipedia Page with Roger Stone - The New Yorker

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August 19th, 2020
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